I love stand up comedy. It's because of some of these comics that i decided to become one. I've included more than one joke from each to give respect and salute these brilliant entertainers...don't forget there's a two drink minimum :P

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	Andrew Dice Clay	Dice Just Says No Leno
	Andrew Dice Clay	Hoggin'
	Bill Hicks	Pussywhipped Satan (Album Version)
	Bill Hicks	Sex On Trial (Album Version)
	Bill Hicks	Smoking (Album Version)
	Bobcat Goldthwait	Beaten By The Police (LP Version)
	Bobcat Goldthwait	David Crosby's Sperm, And Why The Hollywood Squares Downsized Me (LP Version)
	Bobcat Goldthwait	Jack And Bobby In Hell, Alan Thicke, Polar Bear, and Chris Reeve (LP Version)
	Brian Regan	Crank Calls
	Brian Regan	Donut Lady
	Brian Regan	Seatbelts
	Chris Rock	Busboys, McDonalds and Minimum Wage
	Chris Rock	Prisons
	Chris Rock	Teenage Suicide
	Christoper Titus	I Suck As A Parent (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour)
	Christoper Titus	Pedophile Crucifixions (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour)
	Christoper Titus	Too Smart (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour)
	D.L. Hughley	Genius Of The GED (Album Version)
	D.L. Hughley	Sniper (Album Version)
	D.L. Hughley	The War (Album Version)
	D.O. The Barber	Off The Pole
	D.O. The Barber	The War
	Dane Cook	Bonus Track (LP Version)
	Dane Cook	Car Accident (LP Version)
	Dane Cook	Creepy Guy @ Work (Album Version)
	Daniel Tosh	America The Augmented (Album Version)
	Daniel Tosh	Hollywood Made Me Queer (Album Version)
	Daniel Tosh	I Heart Dave (Album Version)
	Dave Attell	Drugs (LP Version)
	Dave Attell	Fun Happens Late (LP Version)
	Dave Attell	Tattoos (LP Version)
	David Cross	I've Taken A Popular Contemporary... (LP Version)
	David Cross	My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! (LP Version)
	David Cross	Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist (LP Version)
	Denis Leary	Beer
	Denis Leary	Coffee
	Denis Leary	Death
	Dennis Miller	Untitled
	Dennis Miller	Untitled
	Eddie Murphy	Faggots Revisited/Sexual Prime
	Eddie Murphy	Ice Cream Man/Shoe Throwin' Mothers
	Eddie Murphy	Talking Cars
	Ellen DeGeneres	Cat In Heat
	Ellen DeGeneres	Depends and Leg Warmers
	Ellen DeGeneres	Embarrassing Moments
	George Carlin	Birth Control
	George Carlin	Free-Floating Hostility: A) Quote Marks In the Air, B) Badda-Boom, Badda-Bing, C) Bad Hair Day, D) I Heard That, E) My Needs Aren't Being Met, F) Mickey Mouse's Birthday, G) the Two Pandas In the Zoo, H) Sperm, Egg-Donors, Etc., I) Innocent Victims,
	George Carlin	Offensive Language
	George Lopez	Fame
	George Lopez	Sex Talk
	George Lopez	Walk Of Fame
	Harland Williams	Body Enhancement (Album Version)
	Harland Williams	Eating (Album Version)
	Harland Williams	Sense of Humor (Album Version)
	Jeff Foxworthy	I Don't Want To Be Single Again (Album Version)
	Jeff Foxworthy	I Still Don't Know... (Album Version)
	Jeff Foxworthy	Protect Our Stuff (Album Version)
	Jerry Seinfeld	Cab Drivers
	Jerry Seinfeld	No. 1 Fear
	Jerry Seinfeld	Olympics
	Jim Gaffigan	Anti-Reading (LP Version)
	Jim Gaffigan	Beautiful (LP Version)
	Jim Gaffigan	Hot Pockets (Album Version)
	Joe Rogan	72 Virgins (Shiny Happy Jihad)
	Joe Rogan	Big D''k Pills (Shiny Happy Jihad)
	Joe Rogan	Boycotting and People Who Like Animals More than People, March of the Penguins (Shiny Happy Jihad)
	Larry The Cable Guy	Let Me Eat Your Shorts
	Larry The Cable Guy	People Like My Analogies
	Larry The Cable Guy	The Right To Bare Arms! (Album Version)
	Lenny Bruce	Introduction/Miracle On 5th Street/The Airlines/Sound/The Kidnap/Point Of View/Ku Klux Klan...
	Lenny Bruce	Las Vegas Tits And Ass/The Clap/Christ And Moses/Equality/Internal Revenue/Pills/Burlesque House...
	Lenny Bruce	White Collar Drunks
	Lewis Black	Air Traffic Control (The Carnegie Hall Perform)
	Lewis Black	Dr. F''k Phil (Or, How Do You Top This) (The Carnegie Hall Perform)
	Lewis Black	Getting Old Sucks (The Carnegie Hall Perform)
	Martin Lawrence	Cops
	Martin Lawrence	Eddie's House (LP Version)
	Martin Lawrence	Talking During Sex (LP Version)
	Mitch Hedberg	Beret And Pancakes (LP Version)
	Mitch Hedberg	The Velcro Wallet (LP Version)
	Mitch Hedberg	This CD Is In Stores (LP Version)
	Ray Romano	Italian & Jewish
	Ray Romano	Stupid Joke
	Ray Romano	The Tub Story
	Richard Pryor	Gettin' High
	Richard Pryor	When Your Woman Leaves You
	Richard Pryor	You're a Trick
	Robert Schimmel	My Daughter
	Robert Schimmel	Sperm Bank
	Robert Schimmel	Weird TV Commercials (Album Version)
	Rodney Dangerfield	My Neighborhood
	Rodney Dangerfield	No Respect
	Rodney Dangerfield	Someone's Gonna Get Hurt
	Ron White	Cheating In Columbus
	Ron White	Plane Crash
	Ron White	Put The Damn Helmet On! (Album Version)
	Sam Kinison	Jesus the Miracle Caterer
	Sam Kinison	Robo-Pope
	Sam Kinison	Rubber Love
	Sarah Silverman	I Don't Need Two Reasons (skit)
	Sarah Silverman	Racist? (skit)
	Sarah Silverman	That's What I Do (skit)
	Woody Allen	Kidnapped
	Woody Allen	Mechanical Objects
	Woody Allen	N.Y.U.

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